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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jen!

1. Ideally, Jen should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
2. Jen has three eyelids.
3. Reindeer like to eat Jen.
4. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Jen!
5. You can tell if Jen has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
6. If you break Jen, you will get seven years of bad luck!
7. An average beaver can cut down Jen every year!
8. Astronauts get taller when they are in Jen.
9. Jen once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
10. Jen can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!

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I did another one, and this one's funnier:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your doula!

1. In her entire life, your doula will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
2. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are your doula.
3. You should always store your doula in an airtight container in the fridge.
4. Olive oil was used for washing your doula in the ancient Mediterranean world!
5. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and your doula are all berries.
6. Your doula is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
7. Your doula can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
8. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into your doula!
9. Pacman was originally called your doulaman.
10. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and your doula.

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